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Die Steve Ballmer!

Ok, a while ago I noticed Microsoft had tried to build a case against OpenSource. I noticed that Steve Ballmer was the biggest loud mouth of the Microsoft Empire. He irritated me with everything I read about him. I pictured him a large balding fat man. I pictured him to have a bunch of moles all over his face, and I pictured him wearing a T-shirt that has Porky Pig on it.

After a while I forgot about him, but I seen a picture of him a few weeks ago. He was a large bald man. He wasn't fat though so I gave him credit. He didn't have moles all over his face, to which I gave him credit for that as well. I was disappointed that there was no Porky Pig T-shirt though. Still, he irritated me just looking at him.

Again, I hear about him just the other day. He was complaining that Pirating was the big reason why Vista was lacking sales. He named off a few countries such as Mexico, Brazil, India, and China. So this angered me about Mr. Steve Cry Baby Ballmer. So I have a few things I would like to point out to the dumb ass.

First off let's look at logic here. When the average computer user upgrades their OS, it's because they have bought a new computer....well from what I seen the majority of people bought new computers at the end of 2005 and throughout 2006. So therefore everyone is pretty happy with their Windows XP.

Next thing there is to think about is the idea of computer qualifications for Vista. Vista is a resource hog. You need to at least have a pretty new processor in order to run Vista. So this means anything running 32 bit is out of the question. Vista needs those 64 bit processors. I don't think everyone has a 64 bit processor. I sure know I don't, and none of my friends do except one. Next, let's look at the RAM requirements. You need to have 2 gigs in order for Vista to even run like it is supposed to. Sure it can run on 512mb of RAM.... but you can't do anything with it. From what I have seen of the people who bought new computers with Vista on it, they got 512mb of RAM because they don't know any better. So with out this new technology it throws Vista out for people who may be a little interested.

Next thing to think about is the price. The majority of people who can upgrade prefer not to. It is just way too much. Why should people pay for an Operating System that doesn't even give you too much difference from XP? Sure there is a new bloated theme, there is the whole clock and calendar thing that looks like it was ripped off from a MAC.

The last thing I'd like to point out is the privacy, and the way Microsoft treats people. There is no privacy for Vista, so this right there turns me off from it. I don't like the fact that everything I do is recorded and watched and can be easily retrieved. I don't like the big brother idea, and I will fight to keep it at bay. Also I don't like being treated like a criminal. This....I don't even know what to call it really. All I can say is the mp3's I have are mine. I ripped all of them from my own CD's or bought them from on line like I was supposed to. I dislike the idea that if I play one, WMP11 asks me if I want to buy the CD. Why does it ask me to buy the CD? Does it think I don't have it.

There are many other reasons I can list as to why no one is buying Vista. So I will just plainly say Vista sucks and XP kicks Vista's ass. I prefer to work with XP because it functions better, and it doesn't have to be bloated like Vista. I already know that XP is pretty stable, sure I don't like XP too much, but I like it much better than Vista.

Now to get back to the pirating thing. You know what Ballmer, you are a fool, you are an idiot, and you are a White man. Yes you have money, and you have power, and you are White. You are the majority of the US, because you are white. Yet from what I remember all the people you named as the pirates are not White people are they Ballmer? Are you racist Ballmer? Do you pick the dark M&M's out from the other ones? Do you look at Black people as slaves? Do you look at Mexicans as gardeners? Do you look at Mexicans and call them illegals? How about Indians? Do you think of them as dirty? Do you look at them and right away think they are going to smell bad? How about Chinese people? Do you see them as dirty? Do you right away think they like to sit down and work out math problems? Come on tell me Ballmer, are you racist? I mean come on, jumping to conclusion that they are the pirates?

From what I understand a lot of pirating goes on in Russia, it definitely happens in the US often. I remember reading something about it being a problem in Australia and England to? I could be wrong, but aren't those White nations? Hhhmm I wonder....

See, Steve Ballmer, you are an idiot. I'm tired of you. I don't care how big you are, I don't care how strong you are. I will break you real fast. I wish you were young again, 26, you know...my age. I would love the non-challenge. I was trained to kill, torment, and torture with my bare hands. I was trained well, to be vicious. I would beat your ass all over. I'd rip your throat right out and shove it up your ass, I would smash your face from stomping on it, and to add insult after you were dead I'd kick you in the nuts until your genitals were nothing more than just mush. I dislike you greatly for saying these people are pirating Vista. You are an idiot. No one wants Vista!

Yet, you go and open your mouth again. Talking about OpenSource isn't free. Well that's fine. You maybe right, and it might not be free anymore. So something else will be made, it will be given a different name, and there will be nothing you can do about it. So all your greed is worth nothing. You will never stop us from having free software. You will never stop us from growing. You will never stop Linux, and you will never stop Ubuntu. I won't let you stop Ubuntu.

I talk to people everyday, I convert a good amount of them all the time. Let's not forget, MAC is doing a great job and taking away possible Vista users. So what are you going to do? You can't do anything. I promise you Ballmer, when you die, you will die a horrible death. You will suffer for a very long time. You will be sick and in pain, and you will wonder why this has to happen to you. It has to happen because you are greedy. So go to hell Ballmer. Just go straight to hell and don't even bother looking back, because you will find torture somewhere.





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