Yellow Fever and Filthy Japanophiles

In the US as of the past 8 or so years. I have noticed this huge trend of Japanophiles popping up. It started when Dragon Ball Z started to get big....or at least that is when I noticed it. Ok now for those of you who don't know what a Japanophile is, let me explain where it came from and what it is.

This term started from a man named Azrael. He went to Japan to teach English to the kids in Japan. If you would like to read about his adventures you can go to www.gaijinsmash.net, he's a really funny guy and a brilliant writer. I just hope I can write as good as him one day. Anyway, he called the people who are not Japanese, but do their best to act like they are, Japanophiles. If you live in the US you know at least one. These are the people who walk around trying to do Japanese Anime type things, they try to use Japanese in everyday language, and all sorts of things like that. These are the types of people who eat with chop sticks anytime there is rice... or even when there is not in some extreme cases...my niece was on her way to becoming a Japanophile, thank goodness for Azrael... he taught me how to keep her from doing that. Well not directly, but through his adventures he did. She would hate to live in Japan. I can already tell. She hates half of the food that they would eat in the first place. I know there are Japanophiles out there right now reading this and saying, "BUT POCKY IS GREAT!!" Yeah it is, but it's not all that the Japanese eat out there you idiots!

Anyway, let me get to where I want to go with this....I'm sorry guys I realize that I go off on WAY too many tangents....I just hope it doesn't bore you guys too much....

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I have noticed something about a lot of Japanophiles. They have Yellow Fever. What is Yellow Fever? Well it is the same thing as Rice Fever...if you know what Rice Fever is. If you don't know what either of them are, they are a strong lust or fetish or fascination in a sexual/romantic maner for Asians. Basically, to break it down, they love Asians. Now, I can't say that I blame them. I don't have just the Yellow Fever, I have the Yellow Plague as it was coined in the "Harold and Kumar Go to Whitecastle" movie.

Growing up in the Ghetto there were no Asians here. So those women with those eyes were just amazing to me. When I was 13 and I was totally introduced to the sexual world I understood my fetish for Asian women. I was a fiend for them, as are most men in the world. Anytime I seen one, no matter how ugly, I wanted her. Seriously, as long as she was young and thin I wanted her.

My tastes have since changed with them. I can now tell the difference between an ugly and pretty Asian girl, but still no matter how ugly, no matter how pretty, no matter how fat, and no matter how skinny the women are cute. They just can't help it, and I think this is what fools most of us "Western Guys" as the Asians put it. My girlfriend Exotica is Chinese. She tells me that the Chinese people laugh because the Western guys take the ugly Chinese girls, yet it makes them happy too, because they get to keep the beautiful ones for themselves. In China the standard for beauty is kinda fierce. Because there are so many people, the ones that are pretty are considered average, the ones that are gorgeous are considered pretty, and the ones that are considered amazing are gorgeous. So the gorgeous are amazing.

I'm not saying that they are less beautiful compared to women in other countries, I'm not saying they are more beautiful.... anyway, the most beautiful women in China end up with the really powerful and rich guys a lot of times. After all it happens here in the US and all over the world. Can't help it, it is just a way of life. Still you can gauge a woman's beauty in China by a few factors it seems. First factor is she has to be bought a house and a great car and live a life of luxury, the other is she has to only come out at night for parties and such.

Now we all know that Exotica is my girlfriend. Still she was offered some things for her beauty, and that right there goes to tell you how amazing she is. She passed them up of course, because everything she wants she wants to do it out of her own success. So my "Yellow Plague" is being satisfied....but as for the Japanophiles...I have some hard truths for you. Well for anyone who is Western and has the Yellow Fever. You aren't going to like any bit of it.

First off I have to say this. Stop right where you are and stop looking for Asian women to be these amazing Sex Goddesses. They aren't. They are no different than the women who you stand next to in the store. Just because they are Asian doesn't mean they are better. They don't know any secret tricks. I know that kills the stereotype. Let's put it this way. I've been with plenty of them to find out they can be just as lame and just as amazing as any other non-Asian woman.

Also, if you are after them just because they are Asian, and not also because of who they are. You are going to ruin it for them. Sorry guys, but you suck in bed. You are going to ruin the poor Asian girls experience with a Westerner if it is their first time. See, I have heard first hand accounts of why it was ruined. The guys are so preoccupied that they are with an Asian girl, that they forget to make it enjoyable for the girl as well....which most men forget to do in most cases anyway (sorry fellas it's just the truth, go ask questions to women and read their magazines to find out what they want). So they feel that the Western guys are just selfish. Then after that they are jaded towards men until a Pimp comes along and makes them see why men are worth going after in the first place.

I'm not the only Pimp out there when it comes to women. There are others. I've taught a few how to be a Pimp. In fact I do believe I made a blog on that already...well it was a basic one.

Anyway, back to the Japanophiles, let me explain something to you. You are barking up the wrong tree if you are trying to be Japanese so bad that your eyes hurt from squinting all day. The Japanese rather be like you, they love America, and anything that is remotely American, except for you. So go on ahead and go to Japan. You'll find it pretty depressing to live their if you are expecting one thing and you get another. You really should go read all of www.gaijinsmash.net. You will find out about a world that you didn't know existed.

Also, stop trying to eat everything that has rice with chop sticks. You are annoying and you are a wannabe. See, I will tell you who I really dislike. I hate Wiggas (white people who try to act Black), Wics (White people who try to act Latin), Japanophiles, Uncle Toms, Sponkeys (Latins who try to act White), and any other thing you can think of....OH OH I forgot Spiggas. Yeah go figure that one out. Seriously the world is filled with too many fake wannabes...well at least here in the US. White people are the biggest perpetrators of this, but this doesn't exclude the Latins, Blacks, and Asians from doing this stuff too. After all I heard that in Japan there are many Jiggas out there, and that they can't rap if their life depended on it.... yes I have heard Japanese rap it sucks. Actually, to be totally fair, there are some Chinese rappers that are really fantastic.... I was kinda surprised when I heard a few of them...

Anyway...wannabes suck. So stop being a Japanophile, because if I ever find you and catch you I'm going to hurt you. I'm not joking. I will seriously break your legs and arms. Then laugh at you because you had no Anime type powers like you try to act out that you have. I really don't like you guys and if you want me to like you. You need to act like yourself. There is nothing wrong with liking Anime, there is nothing wrong with liking Japan, there is nothing wrong with liking Asian women, there is nothing wrong with using chopsticks, but there is something wrong when you act like something or someone you are not. This makes me feel uncomfortable around you, like I can't trust you. So I deal with you just as I should. I beat you down, stomp your face into the floor, and show you why you are nothing more than a fake liar.

Happy? Does it sound good to be fake still? You'll see, being a Japanophile will get you no where....

OH yeah, did I mention I will shoot you in your face as well for being fake?

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